Welcome to California

California:

The Golden State;
with hundreds of miles of beautiful beaches and majestic mountains.
Giant Redwood and Sequoia’s that scratch the stairs of heaven.
Lakes as blue as emeralds, and valleys that stretch for hundreds of miles.
With over 30 million souls from Crescent City on the north coast to
Blythe in the Sonoran Desert, California represents every walk of life and nationality.
Known for being laid back, California is a dream land for many who call it home.

When the President of the United States pays California a visit: how is he greeted?

The Governor treats him like the last kid to be called ‘over’ in the game ‘Red Rover! – Red Rover!’
He shuns him as if the President had anything to do with his own declining approval ratings,
and a liberal state legislature who’s run-a-muck.
Yet the Governor tolerates the President because he has something the Governor wants; Money.
With hat in hand the Governor begs for money from the Federal Government to fix the problems he is unable to address with the California Legislature.

Following the Governor’s lead, how do the people of California greet the President?

With jeers and protest! Demanding his removal from office and likening him to Adolf Hitler.
They declared the War on Terror a failure and the President a criminal.
They declare; that to dissent is to be patriotic and they have the right of expression and assembly.
While waving flags of terrorist states and Communist regimes, they demand that the President leave California immediately!

If anyone in this crowd of ‘Californians’ dared to express support for the President;

They were shouted down and told to leave California with the President.
Expletives were used to express the disgust that these ‘Californians’ had for them and the President that they supported.
While children were present, they would continue their barrage of verbal attacks causing the supporters of the President to seek the protection of the local police. These ‘Californians’ demanded and expected their right to dissent but they would not tolerate ANY other opinion other than their own.

How do the Californian dissenters support one another?

One brings a backpack filled with wires and tubing and drops it in the middle of this demonstration. The police pursue this person into the crowd and eventually apprehend him. The Bomb Squad is called in to defuse what turns out to be an elaborate hoax.

All this from Californians…
All this from a society that prides itself on the rule of law and democracy…
All this because of a visit to California by our President…

Dear Mr. President,

What happened during your visit is an embarrassment to California. On the behalf of those who weren’t represented either by our Governor or those rabid protestors in the streets, we would like to apologize. We are a decent people who respect the law and our elected officials. Voting for you is not a prerequisite to showing a sense of decorum when you pay us a visit. Those who chose to show you the underbelly of our society did so of their own accord and in no way reflect the views of the 30+ million souls who call this state our home.

Sincerely,

The People of Great State of California