The Working Patriot: Attn. Illegal Immigrants: NOW HIRING

The Working Patriot

The Working Patriot (aka Michael DiBartolo aka American Zulu): YOU HAVE DISCOVERED the Political Views, Thoughts, and Poetic Expressions of a working stiff; a modern day Patriot from No. California, the heart of the liberal-progressive abyss. C'mon in and explore the heart of America from a pragmatist’s perspective. If we allow everything to become relative then everything WILL become meaningless. So open your mind’s eye and discover the America so often ignored by the mainstream press.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Attn. Illegal Immigrants: NOW HIRING

That's right. You read the headline correctly. The Country of Mexico is seeking thousands to assist in the recount of their national election.

No experience, no ID, and no proof of residency is required. Just head on down to Mexico City and report to the nearest recount booth for instructions. If you're early, just rally in front of the Mexican Government buildings until called to begin the recount.

Good luck.